Kellie Pickler is pretty hot.  However she is also completely retarded. 

Exhibit A:

Now, after watching that every woman said something to the effect of “What a dumbass!” while every guy thought to themselves (only the stupid or lonely ones said it out loud) “So. Freaking. Awesome. All it would take is to tell her I was the Tits Inspector and her dress would hit the floor instantly.” 

This was going to be the paragraph where I tell you about how men and women are different, but I’m just going to assume you’ve all seen a stand-up comedian at some point and skip it.

When reading Popoholic today, I read a paragraph that was such a huge nugget of unbridled truth it made me yell “Dude, totally!” at the top of my lungs which made my coworkers uncomfortable.  This wasn’t as bad as the infamous “Did you hear Mike was looking at pictures of K-Fed while touching himself?” incident (I was just reading an article and had a little crotch itch…and yes it was poor judgment to do any of this at a meeting.  I’ve grown from it, lets move on.), but it was close.  Looks like I’ll be making multiple batches of my famous blueberry “please forget that I’m creepy” muffins tonight!  …sigh.

Anyway, here is the paragraph:

Let’s get one thing straight: There is nothing sexier than a girl
wearing knee-high boots and a short skirt/dress. Forget about lingerie
or bikinis; the skirt/boots combo is every man’s Achilles’ heel.

This seriously can’t be any more true.  Look:
Sadly, many girls don’t realize this most basic element of the male mental makeup.  Its sad.  Getting cute chicks to wear short skirts and boots more often should be right up there for debate along with immigration and ManBearPig.  Its that important and I am super super serial.

I know its been twitter and video fest here lately, my bad. I’ll write something with some meat on the bone later.

What better way to come back from Thanksgiving vacation than seeing Kermit the Frog react to “2 Girls 1 Cup”

RIP Jim Henson!

So blah blah, something about Hayden Panettiere has an arrest warrant in Japan, blah blah whatever.  Who cares.  Cute girl TV stars from the US can get drunk, do several lines of coke, drive their like the Joker when he’s trying to get away from Batman down a busy street and they only serve 84 minutes so I’m sure Hayden Panettiere isn’t worried about seeing the inside of a paper-walled Japanese jail.  The important issue here is Photoshop.

Photoshop gets bad rep at times, but whats wrong with making ugly people hot or hot girls hotter?  Nothing.  Do I know that these photos of Hayden Panettiere are crazy Photoshoped? Of couse.  Do I care?  Hells no.  A little additional cleavage shadowing isn’t going to hurt anyone.  …Except for maybe ugly chicks.  But the solution to their ugly problem is simple: Get crackin on that cutting and eating disorder regimen or learn Photoshop.

2 more pics of Hayden after the jump because you look like Snoopy and it makes me smile.

via Yeeeah!

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