Knee High Boots and Short Skirts Are Awesome
When reading Popoholic today, I read a paragraph that was such a huge nugget of unbridled truth it made me yell “Dude, totally!” at the top of my lungs which made my coworkers uncomfortable. This wasn’t as bad as the infamous “Did you hear Mike was looking at pictures of K-Fed while touching himself?” incident (I was just reading an article and had a little crotch itch…and yes it was poor judgment to do any of this at a meeting. I’ve grown from it, lets move on.), but it was close. Looks like I’ll be making multiple batches of my famous blueberry “please forget that I’m creepy” muffins tonight! …sigh.
Anyway, here is the paragraph:
Let’s get one thing straight: There is nothing sexier than a girl
wearing knee-high boots and a short skirt/dress. Forget about lingerie
or bikinis; the skirt/boots combo is every man’s Achilles’ heel.
This seriously can’t be any more true. Look:
Sadly, many girls don’t realize this most basic element of the male mental makeup. Its sad. Getting cute chicks to wear short skirts and boots more often should be right up there for debate along with immigration and ManBearPig. Its that important and I am super super serial.