Kellie Pickler is pretty hot.  However she is also completely retarded. 

Exhibit A:

Now, after watching that every woman said something to the effect of “What a dumbass!” while every guy thought to themselves (only the stupid or lonely ones said it out loud) “So. Freaking. Awesome. All it would take is to tell her I was the Tits Inspector and her dress would hit the floor instantly.” 

This was going to be the paragraph where I tell you about how men and women are different, but I’m just going to assume you’ve all seen a stand-up comedian at some point and skip it.