I Want To Be Matt Leinart When I Grow Up

April 3rd, 2008 | by Mike |

TheDirty.com has released pictures of Matt Leinart (with Nick Lachey riding his pussy-getting coattails) helping some classy ladies to a beer bong and showing them some hot tub safety tips.

Apparently, this has pissed off Leinart’s coach with the Arizona Cardinals, Ken Whisenhunt, which of course is the reaction everyone thinks the coach is supposed to give, but if it were me, I would take this as nothing but good news.  I would just sit down Lienart and say, “If you like hollowing out broads in your free time, you better decide to win a few games for us, because no one bangs losers.  Ask your friend Nick if you don’t believe me.”

Problem solved.

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