I Want To Be Matt Leinart When I Grow Up
TheDirty.com has released pictures of Matt Leinart (with Nick Lachey riding his pussy-getting coattails) helping some classy ladies to a beer bong and showing them some hot tub safety tips.
Apparently, this has pissed off Leinart’s coach with the Arizona Cardinals, Ken Whisenhunt, which of course is the reaction everyone thinks the coach is supposed to give, but if it were me, I would take this as nothing but good news. I would just sit down Lienart and say, “If you like hollowing out broads in your free time, you better decide to win a few games for us, because no one bangs losers. Ask your friend Nick if you don’t believe me.”
Problem solved.
Twitter Updates for 2008-04-02
- I love the Flip camera! #
- I think I have enough notes for the next Trash podcast tomorrow. #
- @trishgazall Most of American Idol…forgot about Hell’s Kitchen though. It lost to the Cards game. #
- @trishgazall Yeah, I’m a pretty amazing dancer. #
- @trishgazall I just sent it to you. #
- I hate that you can’t reset your blog ownership on WordPress.com. Lame. Lame. Lame. #
- Is TechCrunch down? #
- Check out the new most popular posts widget on the front of ToastedRav.com…I think it adds to the site. Thought? #
- I got mentioned in my first press release today. Whats that?! I think its a goosebump! #
- Hmm, the ToastedRav backend might be moving back to TinyMCE…version 3 looks nice. #
Twitter Updates for 2008-04-01
- @trishgazall Damn that sounds good. #
- setting up for a live ustream concert in 1.5h hours…I’ll twitter the url when the stream is setup in a few mins if you want to watch setup #
- Here’s the ustream link, watch us setup for a little while and the show starts at 9c/10e: http://www.ichannel.fm/?nid=163 #
- @trishgazall Yeah, I just turned the sound on and the crotch shot was just a little something for the ladies. *wink* #
- I know my blog just spamed this, but to be clear the concert’s ustream stream is also on the front of hellyeahbitch.com now. Enjoy. #
- Concert over…I’m going to get some video and pictures up by tomorrow some time. #
- Damn damn damn..VisualHub can’t reencode ustream’s flv in to a usable format for me. #
- @DavidStL Great movie. #
- Loving my flip camera so far. It was great last night for behind the scenes stuff at the concert. #
Jenna Jameson Actually Looking Human
Jenna Jameson used to be so hot. I mean, you don’t get filled with as much dick as she has without some decent looks right? But, as I think we are all aware, lately, she’s been looking a bit rough. Check this pic (from Perez Hilton, hence the dumb drawing on it.):
Now I don’t know for sure that this picture is brand new, but she looks hump-able here right? Sure, I know where its been, but all the same she seems to be getting back to looking like her usual sexy blonde with Daddy-Issues so severe her body actually metabolizes sperm.
Your April Fool’s Day Joke Sucks
The follow is a list of the lamest April Fool’s Day jokes I’ve seen this year:
- Egotastic.com – Thanks for 3 Great Years, and Goodbye... (Yeah, someone’s going to buy that.)
- Infoworld – Microsoft, Yahoo agree on buyout price (Nothing screams funny like a corporate take over.)
The following is a list of the best April Fool’s Day jokes I’ve seen this year:
- YouTube – Go there and click on any of the featured videos.
Honorable mention to this one.