And the winner is…

For the last few months my Tuesday nights have been occupied with watching my “guilty pleasure” reality show, (we all have one) America’s Top Model. For those that don’t watch, and actually have lives, unlike me…The show is about a group of girls that are competing to with a modeling contract with IMG. Boring right? Well there has been lots of fun watching this show. Why? Because, with the execption of a couple of the girls, they are all beautiful, crazy model-wanna-be’s! They get drunk, they talk massive amounts of shit on one another, they have orgies with random Italian guys and then cry when they have to tell their boyfriend what they did. I know! Its a great show.

Anyway, tonight was the final episode of the season and it was down to three chicks: Shandi (I didn’t like her), Mercedes (She has always been my favorite!), and Yoanna (She is the second best to Mercedes.). There was a first cut and off went Shandi (Thank god…I thought she was the front runner, but she is crazy and I don’t like her). Then came a “runway test” and I thought Mercedes was super hot on it…I thought she rocked it. Yoanna was great too, but she is no Mercedes. Unfortunally, I don’t have the qualifications to vote and Yoanna won. Fuck that. Hopefully Mercedes will keep going and show up somewhere becuase she is great.

Mercedes: Everyone (and by that I mean me, Mike) wishes you good luck in finding a place to be a model becuase you are awesome. You know…you could always be the Official Hell Yeah Bitch! .com Model! Click above if you read this Mercedes and want the job.

The real question is though: What the hell am I going to do with my Tuesday nights now after my show is over?