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This spam made it into my inbox (thanks, GMail. Your spam filters have been pretty lousy the past few months… You Google Geniuses really should read this. It would solve a lot of problems). I guess I should be somewhat glad, though, ‘cus this is kinda funny.

Dear dan@hellyeahbitch.com:

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This is for dan@hellyeahbitch.com.
No more: @aol.com

Is this?… is it possibly… no – can’t be. A spam message advertising Spamming Services!?! The pain of spam has become recursive – building and building on itself until all the tubes collapse under the strain!

Oh yeah – this also violates the CAN-SPAM act because that ‘No more: @aol.com’ is obviously a incomplete email address. And because that dan@hellyeahbitch.com address was mercilessly scraped off of this very website, Here’s helping the spammers spam the spammers: a whois query shows that the domain jypm.com belongs to one ‘Li Yang’ who’s email address is wo2m@tom.com. phone number is 1-363-386-6032 & fax: 1-363-386-6032.
Want that email address for Li Yang again? wo2m@tom.com
Scrape away, you jerks. wo2m@tom.com wo2m@tom.com wo2m@tom.com

Overheard in the Office is a great humor site. People report in the odd \ funny \ stupid things that they hear during the course of the day in the office. You get hourly gems like:

10AM Conference Call

In New England

Coworker #1: Is Florida’s time zone one or two hours behind us?
Coworker #2: I’m not sure. It’s pretty far south, so probably two.

235 Promenade Street
Providence, Rhode Island

and

4PM Snack Break

In Midwest

Co-worker #1: Well do you want to eat these peeps or not?
Co-worker #2: Hell no… They are hella stale
Co-worker #1: Well. okay. I guess we’ll just have to set them on fire.

50 Public Square
Cleveland, Ohio

Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

More Random Chuck Norris Facts
And the Washington Post article that brought this golden nugget of web humor to my attention.

On the great but oddly domain-ed CNET site, news.com.com there is a nice opinion piece on the state of Massachusetts’ new edict to require all government documents to be electrically saved in the OpenDocument format as opposed to the proprietary Microsoft Office format by Daniel Geer. As far as I’m concerned on this matter, this is a move that is about as long overdue as Bart and Lisa Simpson growing another year in age. There shouldn’t be any documents that are stored in a format where someone would have to pay a third party to get software just to read a freely available document. That just doesn’t make any sense why any public organization, be it the Government or the Boy Scouts, would use the Microsoft Office as the only way to view a document. In fact, I’m not sure why people are really even talking about this and making any kind of fuss! Other than maybe questions like: Why the hell did this take so long? Why is Massachusetts only the first state to do this? and Why did we start using Office document format as the “official” one to begin with? And other press about why they would do this and any implications of the change are just foghorns announcing that writer as “most likely to be on Microsoft’s payroll.”

Ok, tangent complete. For the real point of this article, please direct your attention to the picture of Mr. Geer I pulled from CNet’s site. Are those not some rockin’ Mutton Chops? Those are some of the best, modern ‘Chops I have ever seen! I officially want to congratulate Mr. Geer on the fine sideburn creation and give him the new created Martin Van Buren award for the best Mutton Chops for the year 2005.

Congratulations Mr. Daniel Geer. You’ve earned it with your lack of shaving, and, I’m assuming, peserverance through snickering behind your back. We here at Hell Yeah Bitch! .com salute you.

This is the very super-duper special story of Happy Flower Rainbow Bunny Nice & Cheerful Sunshine Muffin Panda.

Enjoy.

And kids: don’t do drugs!

The last guy still using Angelfire to host his website for free has posted up a collection of all or at least most of the Calvin and Hobbes strips that involved Calvin and his “Snow Art”. Calvin and Hobbes are a comic I really miss and the times Calvin would make his disturbed snow men were some of my favorites. This collection is worth a look, unless you are a humorless troll, then you can just go back to your bridge…everyone else should check the link out right now to prepare for the coming onslaught of winter.

Link: Calvin and Hobbes Snow Art Gallery
Via: Digg

A little humor to start off your Friday: “The World’s Longest Startup Sound” is a video a group put together of them annoying a library full of people. The video is entertianing and you can even download the sound for your own annoying computer.

Via Cult of Mac Blog

I haven’t watched any of Martha Stewar’ts Apprentice, but it looks like I’ve been missing one hell of a show! Check out this MSNBC promo link:

Yikes.

Note: While I try to make this site generally entertaining and educational for all people that have a sense of humor and are not retards, forgive me if I switch into Maxim Mag Wanna-Be mode with this next post. Have no fear readers that aren’t into chicks, Hell Yeah Bitch! .com will return to normal after this testosterine filled post is concluded.

What I’m about to show you is The Single Greatest Picture Ever. You should take notice that I didn’t preface that statment with “In my opinion..” because it doesn’t need it. Although I most certainly agree with this assertion, it is not just great because of my opinion, it goes way beyond that. Some of you may be asking: Why do you say this is the Best Picture Ever? If you have seen the picture, you wouldn’t be asking that question. If you were wondering if I passed this by Esquire first, with them being the authority on declaring things like this, I did not. I don’t need Esquire for this.

Look upon it and know…the Greatest Picture Ever. (After the jump, because its not safe for work.)

After you look at The Picture, if you don’t agree with me, I demand you give your reasons in the comments along with a link to what you think is the greatest picture ever.

Via CityRag & abum

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From the latest issue of The Brushback, basically a sports oriented version of the Onion: “Adorable Cardinals Fans Actually Think Theyre Intimidating”

This is a pretty funny article parodying how everyone says that the St. Louis Cardinals fans are the best in the game of baseball (Which, by the way, I think we are…and the I think the Cardinals are going to take the Astros in 6 games.)

If anybody can vouch for the cuteness of Cardinals’ fans, it’s the San Diego Padres, who just completed a three-game series against St Louis. Though they were soundly defeated, the Padres said that playing at Busch stadium “was a really pleasant experience.”

“Well that was nice. Those fans sure are terrific,” said outfielder Dave Roberts. “We got our asses handed to us by the Cardinals, but the fans really had nothing to do with it. Sure, they’re loud and supportive, but intimidating? Ha, that’s funny. After playing in the Yankees-Red Sox series last year I expected at least one person in St Louis to threaten to kill me. But they didn’t. The worst thing I heard was ‘Hey Roberts! You suck compared to Jim Edmonds!’ And that was from Jim Edmonds.”

Though I realize this next statement will brand me as a geek even more than I already am, I did have one problem with the article. iPods do not run on AAA batteries (You’ll see the flub when you read the article.).

The Brushback always has some good stuff, but this one had a little hometown flavor for me so I thought I would share.

Link: The Brushback | Adorable Cardinals Fans Actually Think Theyre Intimidating

Update: I’m not sure how long The Brushback holds on to their articles, so I’m mirroring the text in the extended part of this post.

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