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Magpie, the Twitter Ad Network

The Magpie Twitter Ad Network: “Convert your tweets into bling-bling”

Part of me says, this is weird and stupid, and another says, who cares?  …Don’t worry though, I have no plans to insert ads in my Twitter feed, but I did think it was interesting that they thought I could make €52.95 a month on my meager list of followers.  If you are one of those people that is really into your followers number being as big as possible, you could be estimated to make a decent amount of money aparently*.

*Does not include shipping and handling of your soul.

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I’m Not Sure This Was How Obama Was Planning to Fix the Economy…

I honestly think President-Elect Obama has a real plan made with the help of super-smart people to fix the economy…

…but he might just do it by simply letting people making coin off the simple fact that he won.

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Looking For Naked Work Ladies?

I found this on the St. Louis page on Craigslist (right here):

Looking for approx 4 women in the 18-25 range who are looking for a place to live. Women should be very attractive, slender and have a good outlook on life.

Those that apply should understand that in exchange for a place to live, you will need to keep the house clean on a daily basis, occasionally cook for the house and will need to feel comfortable around the house nude. This is and will remain a private residence. I prefer college students, you must be single, no boyfriends around the house ever. I am offering a generous monthly stipend if you are accepted. I also suggest those that wish to apply to have a valid passport or obtain one as we may travel abroad on occasion.

If you are interested, please email me with your name, age and a photo of yourself. I do not want any phone numbers or a physical address. I will contact you via email

So if you ladies out there are looking for some work and don’t mind travel, cooking and being nude contact my personal jesus above and get yourself a job.

Damn, I really love this guy.

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Hell Yeah Bitch! .com Has $100 Burning a Hole In Its Pocket


Hell Yeah Bitch! .com takes yet another step into legimacy: We finally made some money. Finally we earned enough money to pull a check from Google! Now the smart thing would be to use this money to pay the majority of next year’s hosting bill. That being said, the idea of cashing in out in to quaters, dumping them in a kiddie pool and swimming in it naked is just as appealing. Decisions decisions.

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Would You Run An Ad-Based OS?

So would you? Would you run an ad-based operating system? Maybe the OS would be cheap, or free, and in a bar across the top would run ads that you can’t remove, would you run that on your machine? Everything else worked fine, there were just ads on it. Maybe the ads took the form of a pre-install spyware machine, with the occasional pop-up and a start page you can’t change. Or maybe the ad was a wallpaper that changes every 30 minutes to a new ad. Would that be worth the cost of an OS? According to a leaked memo, Microsoft has at least been exploring the idea.

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