A few weeks ago things really started to turn around for everyone’s favorite pop singer gone trailer trash. First, she finally (maybe?) dumped that waste of space white god of rapping and walking punchline, Kevin Federline. Soon after, Britney ran across a genie which gave her the power to turn her ass fat in huge tits. I mean how often do things go so well for someone so stupid? It turns out the answer to that question is “Not long.” because her stupid ass screwed things back up by doing the following two things: 1. She started hanging out with Paris Hilton. and 2. She stopped wearing underwear.

Number 1 is one thing. Everyone famous seems to hang out with Paris. I don’t know why, but they do. Hell, famous people do crazy crap. Hanging out with Paris is just another thing in the list of stuff famous people shouldn’t do, it might hurt their career, but they do it anyway. She’s like another Scientology. Number 2 however, is a big one. Its great that the genie gave her the ability to convert ass fat into boob fat, but she’s still nowhere near where she used to be. If Britney got out of her car looking like 2000 Britney, it would be cool that she didn’t wear underwear. But when you look like 2006 Britney, even late 2006 Britney, its not cool. Sometimes irony is cool, sometimes it sucks and sometimes it looks like a shaved, still fat crotch that you wish used to look like the crotch every high school kid and creepy old dudes fantasized about 5 years ago.

…Another example.