Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #38

Friday, November 10th, 2006

This is Christina Milian. Apparently she sings, and acts maybe, but I will always know her best for being incredibly hot and making me think sexy, "un-Christian" thoughts. You know what annoys me? When bathrooms have paper towels, which are better than those stupid air-blowing machines, but they have ...

Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #37

Friday, November 3rd, 2006

Can this still count as a Halloween Edition? The Simpson's Halloween episode doesn't air until Sunday, so I think today is still kosher to post a Halloween version of Kate Beckinsale and Friends Friday. Even if it wasn't kosher to call this a Halloween edition, these are still ...

Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #30

Friday, September 15th, 2006

Reese Witherspoon is boring. The usual starlet night out goes a little something like this: Going out, then getting drunk and banging guys, then do lots of drugs and bang Wilmer Valderamma (Being on lots of drugs is the only way I can assume Wilmer gets the amount of chicks he ...

Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #27

Friday, August 25th, 2006

I can't remember where I said it. I might have been to my friends, or on this site, or just simply shouted at the corner of Pershing and Clara while holding my cardboard sign that says "The end is near! Can I have some money?" but I know ...

Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #26

Friday, August 18th, 2006

Yes, this week it is Heidi Klum. If we were some hacky cliche wannabe funny website I would write a paragraph about how amazingly hot Heidi is and how ugly Seal, her husband, is. I'm not going to do that though. If you ask me, it no ...

Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #24

Friday, August 4th, 2006

Wait didn't we just see Christina Aguilera two weeks ago? Yes. Yes you did. Let me tell you a secret about that: Shut up. Let me tell you something else: I might be in love with Christina. This chick never looks frumpy. ...

Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #23

Friday, July 28th, 2006

A Message From the Editor: If you were wondering why this was late, go ask our web host, DreamHost, about it. And if you are a hot girl, really go ask them about it. Make sure to wear something sexy (like a Winger t-shirt with a slit cut ...

Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #22

Friday, July 21st, 2006

This week hurt like eight bitches in a bitch boat. I've been dealing with a recurring medical ailment all week (and still am), we lost internet at my office on Tuesday, St. Louis got bitch slapped by a storm on Wednesday night (My neighborhood seems to have been hit ...

Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #21

Friday, July 14th, 2006

So I've been having problems with my internet connection lately. Every once in a while it will just drop off and my modem can't connect. I call in to see if its a neighborhood wide outage, and its not, so I get stuck doing some technique called "power-cycling" ...

Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #20

Friday, July 7th, 2006

Have you seen the Lindsay Lohan pictures from her spread in British GQ? I was taking a look-see last night, I and thought to my self, this is the first time in at least a year that I looked at Lindsay Lohan and actually thought she looked attractive. ...