Britney Spears Walks Her Fat Ass in to Rehab

Wednesday, January 3rd, 2007

According MSNBC and What Would Tyler Durden Do (One is my favorite news source, the other is some site I read decide which is which.) are both reporting that Britney Spears has entered rehab. One would assume that she is entered rehab for alcohol, but I think its ...

Donald Trump is Mean and Hilarious

Wednesday, December 20th, 2006

You know about the whole Tara Conner almost losing her Miss USA crown? Well, it turns out, she didn't lose it. Donald Trump who, lets face it, was probably just as into the fact that Tara gets drunk and makes out with Miss Teen USA just as much ...

Britney Spears’ New Clothes

Monday, December 18th, 2006

No, your x-ray vision didn't just start working, Britney is wearing a see-through dress. I don't know who it was exactly, but someone told this diluted broad that she looks good in this. I hate that person. Look, I agree she lost some weight. She looks ...

Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #42

Friday, December 8th, 2006

Its Kristen Bell again this week. I know, I kinda have a thing for her. Although technically,I think I really have a thing for the character Veronica Mars. I doubt that Kristen Bell has the sharp wit in real life without the writing team, and yes I ...

Please England, Feel Free To Keep Gwyneth Paltrow. She Sucks.

Tuesday, December 5th, 2006

If you ever wonder why a cute chick like Gwyneth Paltrow had to go through so many guys until she finally married the lead singer of ColdPlay, Chris Martain? Two words: World Tours. The now European Gwyneth Paltrow is at it again with her seemingly non-stop United States ...

Paris Hilton is Smarter Than We Thought

Monday, December 4th, 2006

Its pretty much common knowledge that Paris Hilton has been living her life on the wrong side of retarded for pretty much forever. I guess there is some slim chance that she was a smart baby and something fell on her or maybe she was even a smart pre-teen ...

If Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson Mated

Thursday, November 30th, 2006

The ladies at CityRag have made yet another breakthrough! If Owen Wilson has a kid with the beautiful Kate Hudson, it might look a little something like this: Its nice to see Owen's kid didn't get that flat as hell boxer's nose he's rocking. via CityRag

Please Send Britney Spears Underwear

Tuesday, November 28th, 2006

A few weeks ago things really started to turn around for everyone's favorite pop singer gone trailer trash. First, she finally (maybe?) dumped that waste of space white god of rapping and walking punchline, Kevin Federline. Soon after, Britney ran across a genie which gave her the power ...

Take Lindsay Lohan…Please.

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006

According to MSNBC and rumors are flying that Lindsay Lohan is considering a move to London after she was seen pricing homes in the Notting Hill area. Lohan also issued this quote lending even more credence to the rumors: "I just love Notting Hill -- it has some really ...

Kevin Federline The Rapping Weasel

Wednesday, August 23rd, 2006

CityRag has uncovered the photographic proof that Kevin Federline is part weasel, which I believe you get from your father's side. I mean just look at that picture. Scary. The bad news for Kevin is that the weasel was recently signed to Bad Boy Records. Via CityRag | Kevin Federline ...