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She’s right here:

See the whole clip…its about cars or something…here.

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Online gossip queen Perez Hilton is being dragged into the courtroom for using copyrighted pictures owned by some of the largest paparazzi agencies in the US. I have zero doubt that he will either pay them a ass-load of money in a settlement or he will pay two ass-loads in court because he will lose this case. The proof is pretty astounding and all over his website. You know, those pictures with the stupid drawings of dicks and the words “slut”? How do you come up with gold like that? He must have a team of 13 year old boys working day and night to dream up amazing comedy like that. Seriously though, the real irony of the stupid drawings is that he started doing that because people were stealing his images…and by his I mean the copyrighted images that he never owned in the first place.

I used to read Perez regularly. In fact he made frequent visits here and left a few comments, but I really think he started to suck when he became BFF’s with Paris Hilton. Now all he does is basically run her guerrilla PR campaign by slamming the people she hates and telling stories about how wonderful she is. I’m not usually one to slam a guy for taking on an impossible job, but he must be retarded. I just picture him at some club telling Paris how great she is while holding her hair as she pukes on stage between her “songs”. You not only sold your soul to the devil, but you’re also holding her hair…a small price to pay for fame right?

To sum up: Perez Hilton is getting sued. He’s become the douchey lapdog of Paris Hilton, and he’s not funny. Everyone knows the secret to being funny is spit takes…and something tells me Perez rarely, if ever, spits.

Now take a look at some of these fine copyrighted images of Brooke Burke:

If you promise not to sue me, there are two more copyrighted images of Ms Burke after the jump.

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After a day of meetings, I got in late last night from my trip to Salt Lake City. On the way home from the airport I stopped and helped two orphans find new adopted parents, then I stopped by a farm to cure a cow of giving sour milk followed by a dinner of Arby’s. Needless to say, I was busy. …but not so busy that I forgot about the most important thing: Taking my anti-psychotic medication. I also didn’t forget the second most important thing: You, the readers that love Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo Fridays. These pics have been making the rounds the last few days, but they aren’t bad. God bless photoshop.

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A little something special is in the mix this week. For one, its this feature is on time. The second special thing is we have a rookie taking the mound this week. (Is it hard for everyone else to not keep talking in baseball analogies when the playoffs are going on?) I present to you: Jordana Brewster. Yes, that Jordana Brewster. The actress famous for picking nothing but the best projects to be in: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning, D.E.B.S., and who could forget The Faculty. Shes an amazing actress…ok, she kinda sucks in the acting department. I’ll be honest, the best thing about her is that she looks like a younger, hotter, un-humped by anyone named Aston version of Demi Moore. Frankly, that ultra-specific category that Ms Brewster belongs in is plenty of resume to be included in our illustrious hall of hot chick pictures. I’m sure her mother is just beaming with pride. In fact when asked for a comment on her daughter’s recent web-achievement, the elder Mrs Brewster replied: “Who? Oh you mean the girl that played the cute but bitchy chick in The Faculty that for some reason ended up with Elijah Wood in the end? That movie sucked.” I’m sure that once Mrs. Brewster remembers that the cute, but forgettable actress is actually her cute but forgettable daughter, we’ll get another comment. Until then, enjoy the pics. One here, two if you promise to click the “Read More” link.

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