Olivia Munn Says Happy Holiday’s, Mike’s Penis Says Thanks Olivia!
G4′s Olivia Munn apparently is one of those chicks that is super hot and knows they are super hot. Usually this is a bad thing, but she seems cool from the 1.2 times I’ve watch Attack of the Show. So cool in fact that she got all dolled up and made these sexy holiday cards for her fat white cyber-stalkers.
Other shots from her Holiday shoot are below in the gallery.
I Want To Be Matt Leinart When I Grow Up
TheDirty.com has released pictures of Matt Leinart (with Nick Lachey riding his pussy-getting coattails) helping some classy ladies to a beer bong and showing them some hot tub safety tips.
Apparently, this has pissed off Leinart’s coach with the Arizona Cardinals, Ken Whisenhunt, which of course is the reaction everyone thinks the coach is supposed to give, but if it were me, I would take this as nothing but good news. I would just sit down Lienart and say, “If you like hollowing out broads in your free time, you better decide to win a few games for us, because no one bangs losers. Ask your friend Nick if you don’t believe me.”
Problem solved.
Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #64: Petra Nemcova
And people always get so down on the 2004 tsunami…look what it did for Petra Nemcova! Before the tsunami, she was just a chick you see in a magazine ad and think “Wow. I would wreck that” and now, post-tsunami, her wikipedia page holds the record for having the most edits to the page while the editor is simultaneously holding their dick. Good for her.
I always think its weird how girls get all crazy when they think about how many dudes have probably choked the chicken thinking about them, and I think I’ve mentioned this before, but I’m cool with it. I know that every broad I come in to contact with during the day, whether it be the checker in the supermarket or the chick I flick off and call a fat whore in the morning on the way to work because she cut me off, goes home and diddles her snizz thinking about me and I’m 100% for it. Most chicks I know, especially the cuter ones, get all freaked out about it. To those chicks I say this: You can’t have everything princess! You not only don’t want us to grind up against you in the club or waiting in line at the bank, but you also don’t like it when we just go home a grind the bed with a print out of the picture I took of you with my cell phone placed on my pillow? Screw that. Pick the one that creeps you out the most and be pissed about that one, but a guy’s got to live his life.
In other news, there’s this weird kid on my street that keeps coming by on his scooter and hitting the buzzer button to my apartment. I’m pretty sure if I wait in the bushes to the right of the door, he’ll never see it coming. …I just said “in other news”, not “in related news”. Shut up.
Here’s the post-tsunami Petra looking like a perfectly good pillow print out.
2 more after the jump because I had my phone set on vibrate and someone just called when it was sitting on my lap. I’m in a good place now.
Raise your hand if you want to do Katharine McPhee! Not just do her, but really get after it…I mean really wreck that chick. Oh, and honk if you love Jesus. (via Egotastic)
A blog that consists only of pictures of cute chicks drinking tea? Yeah, we have that. (via BoingBoing)
Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #47: Lacy Chambert
I’ll start off with a confession: We don’t have any high-res images of the lucky lady we selected this week. I’m sorry if you usually spend your Friday night zooming in cleavage to 600% on Photoshop. The reason is I had a specific subject in mind for this week, and these were the best images I could find. The woman with a distinct lack of high-res images on the web is one Lacy Chambert.
Did you ever know that girl in high school or college (or work for that matter) that you think is pretty hot, but you notice that no one else seems to pay her much attention or agree with you? I’m not talking about that fat chick we all know that “If she just lost a few pounds she wouldn’t be bad!”, I’m talking about a cute broad that when you ask your friends about her they say “Yeah, she’s cute…but you know…” The irony is that you don’t know. But you can guess. You can guess your friends aren’t down for probably one of the following reasons:
1. They are into someone else / they don’t like her type.
2. The rumors say she is carrying around a big bag of VD in her fanny pack.
3. Your friend is secretly into dudes.
I kinda get the vibe that Lacy Chambert is the celebrity version of this girl. I think she’s pretty damn hot, but I never really hear much about her from the press or from my fellow members of The Penis Carrying Union #1. Whats the deal? I’m going to rule out that the general woman loving population of the world doesn’t like Chambert’s “type” and they also probably aren’t secretly into dudes, but #2 worries me. Am I not in the loop? Did Lacy bang some skanky dude that I didn’t hear about but everyone else did? Was is Lumbergh? Did she get the AIDS in an effort to get thin? Why the lack of play for Lacy?
Here she is, with 2 more after the jump. You decide on your own and then you and the cool kids can talk about it over lunch and let me know if you feel like sharing those rumors about Lacy that must be going around.
Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #46: Carmen Electra
It kills me when I get an invitation to a party, whether it be via email, or on a card or on someone’s PDA when I look over their shoulder while riding public transportation (…boy is that awkward when I show up at that party!) people always put the start time followed by the dash and then “???”. People need to stop that. Its lame. Yes, I know when one uses question marks for the end time everyone knows it “..could totally go on forever man!” And that sounds great Cheech, but the problem is it never does last much longer than the usual party. The fact of the matter is when you go to these parties they usually start out by telling you, “Yeah the beer’s over there…and I only rented the room until 10:00pm.” Nothing gets more rockstar than that. Why don’t you just put 10:00 down and stop trying to feed your fantasy that your party is going to end up with a drunken Japanese guy doing karaoke in the back while everyone takes turns doing body shots off of a naked Calvin Klein model. That normally never happens, and when it does you wake up the next morning with a huge hangover and the scary realization that the Calvin Klein model was a dude. (Trust me.) My accidental sexual experiments aside, putting question marks for your end time makes you a douche bag. Stop it right now. I’ve actually heard that being a douche bag is like smoking, if you stop, and I mean really stop, after 10 years of clean douchey behavior-free living its like you were never a douche at all…unless someone got a picture from your earlier douchey existence, then you might live forever as a douche bag online.
Note: This goes for you too, people that do it ironically so other people will think they are funny, because humor like that doesn’t translate through type. People don’t get it that you are being ironic, they just think you are like every other douche that puts question marks to make themselves look cool.
Now for something completely unrelated, here’s the always attractive Carmen Electra, looking attractive. Feel free to follow my lead and look at her from 6:00 – ???
Two more after the jump. Thats just how we roll.
Pictures via Popoholic
The Keg Stand: Redux
The keg stand has long been apart of the nation’s drunken consciousness, and then shortly after, our nation’s pounding hangover. For those that aren’t aware, because you are either too young, or too lame, a keg stand is:
The act of doing a handstand on a keg while guzzling down a mass amount of said keg’s contents through its hose-like dispenser. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of beer, the alcohol will reach the brain more quickly (this is anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first). The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many intoxicated friends.
via Urban Dictionary
This however is a new and wonderful type of keg stand. I like to call it, the “Sexy But No Beer Involved Keg Stand”
Nice.
Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #31
You know what I’ve found is the #1 difference from working basically by yourself in a small laid-back company on a Friday versus working in a group in a slightly larger more formal company on a Friday? You can’t steal 5-10 minutes of your day to look through pictures of hot chicks and find three of your favorites nearly as easily. Now I know. I’ll try to take care of this stuff on Thursday night from now on. We at Hell Yeah Bitch! .com formally aplogize for being late with this week’s “Katebeckinsale and Friends” pictorial thus keeping your Friday sadly boner-free. Things have changed, I’ve made adjustments. We should be good from now on.
That said, better late than never right? This week we bring back the beautiful Elisha Cuthbert in three pictures that only have one thing in common: Elisha Cuthbert is in them.
Sorry again for the tardiness. I hope your Saturday boner is as good as your usual Friday boner.
Two more after the jump as usual.