The Emmys and Jenna Fischer
Yeah for The Office winning an Emmy. Boo for the 2 best dramas, Lost and Veronica Mars, not even being nominated. Also, does anyone agree that Jenna Fischer is really underratedly hot? But not hot in a slutty, stupid way, but in a cool, “very marriable” kind of way right? Look at this picture, and tell me she’s not actually cool in real-life. Bonus! She’s from St. Louis. Yes, that gets her extra points. So is her husband, so I guess that gives him points too…but he also wrote the screenplay for Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed so those points come right back off, giving him an even 0 total. Guess that means I’m indifferent to him, being as such I’m bound to the cold logic of the “point code” even though I make up all the points as I go along. Its an interesting, ever-evolving code I live by.
If you were looking for funny comments from someone that actually watched the Emmys, check out Ken Levine’s blog post.
The Star Jones Drinking Game
I’m not much for the Emmys. In fact I would say that they suck. I’ve never watched them and this year was going to be a lock to keep the streak alive…that is until I saw the “Star Jones Drinking Game” over at Perez Hilton. Here are the rules…
We now present to you the Official Rules for the Star Jones Drinking Game.
Drink:
- Whenever Star says the word ‘Bling.’
- Whenever Star refers to a celebrity as belonging to her, as in, “Here comes my girl, Nicole Kidman.” or “Please welcome, my man, Jamie Foxx.”
- Whenever Star mentions the husband, you should have to go in the closet and drink.
- Anytime Star uses the word “glamazon”.
- Every time the mess called Star Jones says “absolutely” throw back 2 shots. You will be hammered before the first commercial.
- Every time Star makes a “weight concealing” movement, like puffing up her chest or arching her back, take 2 shots
- Every mention of one of her sponsors, three shots (“Kathy’s shoes look like they came from Payless! Bogo, baby!”)
- Every time Star has a wardrobe change, switch drinks with a buddy and DRINK!
- Every time the camera catches a background shot of Big Gay Al.
and finally
- Whenever Star’s penis is visible through her outfit, drink the rest of the bottle.
Ok, I still won’t watch the Emmys, but who doesn’t love a new drinking game. Especially ones that revolve around making fun of the man-beast that is Star Jones. If anyone plays this game Sunday please share in the comments.