“LAN Party Massacre” is a Real Movie?

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Apparently.  Here's the trailer:   Could be a classic awesomely bad movie...but more than likely I'll buy the movie poster for my office and thats all the good that will come of it.

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

Wanna see Christina Ricci (last week's chosen one) get plowed Hollywood-style by Justin Timberlake? Egotastic makes your wish come true!

Tuesday, February 27th, 2007

Reese Witherspoon gets the award for winning nothing yet looking the cutest at the Oscars. Congrats and call me.

Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #53: Christina Ricci

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

I'd love nothing more than to tell you that I spent the weekend staring at these pictures trying to figure out how Christina Ricci got so damn hot, but I can't. The fact Hell Yeah Bitch! .com has been in a cluster-fuck consisting of me being uber busy and ...

Tuesday, February 20th, 2007

A big "You suck!" goes out to the execs at NBC for seemingly killing the smartest show on television Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. NBC can redeem themselves with a few points by at least releasing the rest of the season so the fans can have some illusion ...

Tuesday, February 20th, 2007

The new Hillary Duff: Now with more sexiness and 35% less "Horsefaceiness".

Mike For Anna Nicole Smith’s Baby Daddy 2007

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007

Apparently the way to announce you are throwing your hat in the ring this year is to do it on the internet, so thats what I'm about to do. I, Mike Flynn, am officially announcing my candidacy for the position of Anna Nicole Smith's Baby Daddy. Let me start my ...

Anna Nicole Smith found dead and ugly

Thursday, February 8th, 2007

Trimspa baby! According to CNN.com: Reality TV star and former model Anna Nicole Smith was pronounced dead Thursday after being taken to a Florida hospital after being found unconscious in her hotel room, a law enforcement source with knowledge of the case told CNN. Smith, 39, collapsed at a south Florida hotel and ...

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

Whats better than watching Sienna Miller look like she is getting plowed in a movie? Actually seeing Sienna Miller getting plowed in a movie. No, I'm not offering to sell you my tape of me and that Sienna Miller cardboard cutout getting freaky I made in my room ...

Nice Work Slick!

Tuesday, January 30th, 2007

Thank god, no one noticed you checking out Jessica Biel's rack...right Puff Daddy P. Diddy H.R. Puff and Stuff Diddy The Rapper Formally Known As P. Diddy Diddy?