Yeah, we are running Christina Aguilera pictures this week. Yes, we’ve run her a lot lately. Yes, the reason is that now that she is out of her “Dirrty” stage, she is looking very hot as of late.

We’ll get to the pictures in a minute, but you know what I always hear about Christina Aguilera? “She super-hot because you know she’s a freak in bed!” Its time I come out and tell guys the truth: Saying someone is (probably) a freak in the sack, does not in fact make a girl hotter. I’m sorry, but thats the truth. I’m not saying that there aren’t any freaky girls in the world. What I am saying is that odds are, the freaky girl doesn’t look like Christina Aguilera, she looks like this. The chance of a super-hot girl being a “freak” extremely low. In fact, I’ve never even heard tales of a hot girl being a freak. Before you scream “I have! This time my buddy…” at your screen, think back, did your buddy really know or was he postulating like the rest of the penis owning world? The truth is, the hot girl thats a freak is getting to be more and more urban myth-like by the day, and its all perpetuated by TV and movies. Sure we’ve all targeted a girl or two that we thought were the freaky Bigfoot of the vaginal-world, but once you get down to it, its never what you thought. The only girls I’ve made it with that I thought were going to be freaky ended out encounter with “That was ‘fun’. Now hand me my beeper and I hope you weren’t expecting any change.”

Christina Aguilera is certainly hot, but saying she “is probably a freak in bed” adds nothing to her lore. The sad fact is, that even if she claims to be a freak in the sack, that probably translates in the real-world to her “getting crazy” and wanting to do it in a room in the south wing of the mansion…where the servants live! Ewww!

(2 more after the jump, as usual…but you knew that already.)

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