People dump on “Love” all the time…*cough*, but my little general is always one of the first to come (If I wasn’t a gentleman, I would have spelled that differently to be funny.) to her aide, by standing up tall and saying, look, she’s no Heidi Klum, but I’d dive in there!  That being said, I just had a talk with the little dude, and he doesn’t agree with TV Guide, the “magazine” based on the back 4 pages in your local paper’s Everyday section just before the comics, in saying that Jennifer Love Hewitt is TV’s sexiest woman.  What a joke!  To prove it, I’ll pull out a list of 5 different chicks that are currently on TV that are hotter than Jennifer Love Hewitt:

1. Kristen Bell “Heroes”  (I throw this one out first, because regular Hell Yeah Bitch! .com readers knew it was coming anyway.)
2. Evangeline Lilly “Lost”
3. Julie Gonzalo “Eli Stone” (Ah!  Threw an unknown in there didn’t I?!)
4. Sophia Bush “One Tree Hill” (The wife loves this show, I love Sophia Bush.)
5. Heidi Klum “Project Runway”

Take for instance the fine work that Evan Rachel Wood’s father did on her. Why do I bring up 19 year old Evan Rachel Wood? No, its not because I like typing Evan Rachel Wood, its because she is appearing in her boyfriend, Marylin Manson’s new video and they have lots of sex in it…and its apparently not acting.

According to a source close to the production crew, Manson and Wood elected not to fake their intercourse. Though their naughty bits are concealed on-screen by bedclothes and each other’s bodies, the logistics of the shoot ensured the crew members had an intimate view of the proceedings: The video was originally intended to be shot in 3-D, meaning the couple’s writhings had to be shot from several different angles simultaneously. And just to be sure they got it right, Manson and Wood got it on three times for the cameras. (via WWTDD)

Yeah, you show your mean Daddy what a slut you can be Evan Rachel Wood (I do kinda like typing it.)! He probably really didn’t care or learn his lesson though. You might want to do a couple of pornos just to be safe.

We’ll get to the pictures in a minute, but you know what I always hear about Christina Aguilera? “She super-hot because you know she’s a freak in bed!” Its time I come out and tell guys the truth: Saying someone is (probably) a freak in the sack, does not in fact make a girl hotter. I’m sorry, but thats the truth. I’m not saying that there aren’t any freaky girls in the world. What I am saying is that odds are, the freaky girl doesn’t look like Christina Aguilera, she looks like this. The chance of a super-hot girl being a “freak” extremely low. In fact, I’ve never even heard tales of a hot girl being a freak. Before you scream “I have! This time my buddy…” at your screen, think back, did your buddy really know or was he postulating like the rest of the penis owning world? The truth is, the hot girl thats a freak is getting to be more and more urban myth-like by the day, and its all perpetuated by TV and movies. Sure we’ve all targeted a girl or two that we thought were the freaky Bigfoot of the vaginal-world, but once you get down to it, its never what you thought. The only girls I’ve made it with that I thought were going to be freaky ended out encounter with “That was ‘fun’. Now hand me my beeper and I hope you weren’t expecting any change.”

Christina Aguilera is certainly hot, but saying she “is probably a freak in bed” adds nothing to her lore. The sad fact is, that even if she claims to be a freak in the sack, that probably translates in the real-world to her “getting crazy” and wanting to do it in a room in the south wing of the mansion…where the servants live! Ewww!

(2 more after the jump, as usual…but you knew that already.)

Pictures via The Feeding Tube

I haven’t even had a chance to really pour through these pictures. I started too, but then I realized I’ve wasted an hour of work while looking at these pictures on my large easy to see screen…and thats when I noticed that at some point I took my pants off. What I’m trying to say if there are one or two particularly awesome pictures you find, please post links in the comments for the betterment of everyone’s day.

Via Save Manny