Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #63: Jessica Simpson

Friday, May 11th, 2007

I'm not sure what to think about Jessica Simpson anymore. She's still hot right? She seems to have the same body as she did and the boobs are still kickin', but yet I feel like she's some how less attractive than she was all of 4 months ago. ...

Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #62: Jessica Alba

Saturday, May 5th, 2007

Throughout my years as a world famous playboy / cocksman I have pretty much learned everything there is to learn about women. For example, most of them hate the donkey punch, which of course is ironic because they never see it coming and your a long gone after they ...

Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #61: Ashlee Simpson

Friday, April 27th, 2007

This week you get Ashlee Simpson. I'm almost certain she's still considered famous. There is no doubt that she is considered stupid though. Anyone who goes from an annoying butter-face to someone smoking hot (and probably still annoying, but who cares right, because she's smoking hot now) ...

Britney Spears Discovers Time Travel!

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

There is no other possible explanation to how the hell Britney Spears went from this to this and now today...the picture above. Britney Spears has created a time traveling machine. Of course, she has yet to announce her invention to the world, but come on...how else do you ...

Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #60: Kate Beckinsale

Friday, April 20th, 2007

Katie's back everyone! Why? Because pictures worth posting start appearing on the web when she has a new movie coming out. This one, I think its called "Generic Horror Flick #8,237", has Kate and Luke Wilson trying to stop people from killing them. Sounds awesome right? ...

Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #59: Elisha Cuthbert

Sunday, April 15th, 2007

How many times do I have to be late with this feature before I have to stop calling it a 'Friday' feature? We've had Elisha Cuthbert as a "Kate Beckinsale Friend" a few times now, so when these pictures surfaced, I decided to dig a little deeper in to Mss Cuthbert. ...

Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #58: Kelly Hazell

Friday, April 6th, 2007

Ok, I punted last week. If I was a football player, I would stand up, dust myself off, take out my diamond fronts, pound my chest and say "On me dog. On me." So are we cool now? What if I promise to stop pounding your ...

Jenna Fischer is hot

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

Just throwing this out there to see if it sticks...but I think they need to write more episodes of the office where Pam somehow ends up dressed like this. ...maybe I can guest star. ...maybe we can somehow find out how to make out on the show. ...then maybe ...

Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #57: Rose McGowan

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

Damn Rose McGowan is hot. Yeah yeah, I know what you are saying: "Dude, Marilyn Manson hit that." So what? You telling me if she was coming on strong you would push her away because a dude that wears makeup on stage and a fake pair ...

Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #56: Adriana Lima

Friday, March 16th, 2007

This week we have Adriana Lima. She is in her underwear. She probably likes it though because she isn't a fatty. In my studies, I've found that fatties tend to like wear bigger clothes that provide more coverage. They also usually tend to gravitate (Get it? ...