Dora the Explorer Gets a Phone Call
Want to see the reason that Alec Baldwin fired his agents? Watch this: (Here’s the link if the video player won’t work)
According to WWTDD:
Alec Baldwin reportedly fired his agent at CAA this week because the website FunnyOrDie posted the clip above. FunnyOrDie is the creation of Adam McKay, Chris Hency and fellow CAA client Will Ferrell. Baldwin asked CAA to intervene and they didn’t, so Baldwin walked.
I really don’t see a problem with this whole thing though. I heard that Dora is a little bitch.
For you baseball fans out there check out this first-hand account of a bat boy for the Yankees on his first day. (via Kottke)
Anil wrote this last year, but its still all too true: Your April Fool’s Joke Sucks.
“I changed my stylesheet! To someone else’s!” Why isn’t that funny? Because I still knew it was your site.
Apple has released a new commercial making fun of the “security” features that Vista, the newest version of Windows, baked in where instead of actually protecting you, they just constantly ask you questions about whats going on. Seems like one way to go except for the flaw that everyone just gets into Robot mode eventually and keeps clicking “Allow” out of sheer annoyance.
This might be my new all-time favorite Mac vs PC commercial. (via Daring Fireball)
The Keg Stand: Redux
The keg stand has long been apart of the nation’s drunken consciousness, and then shortly after, our nation’s pounding hangover. For those that aren’t aware, because you are either too young, or too lame, a keg stand is:
The act of doing a handstand on a keg while guzzling down a mass amount of said keg’s contents through its hose-like dispenser. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of beer, the alcohol will reach the brain more quickly (this is anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first). The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many intoxicated friends.
via Urban Dictionary
This however is a new and wonderful type of keg stand. I like to call it, the “Sexy But No Beer Involved Keg Stand”
Nice.
We Endorse Short People Dancing
We at Hell Yeah Bitch! .com hold many things dear, however there are a few of things that we like to hold a little more dear. We like to hold them close. Really close. Uncomfortably close. So close that we like to hold them close for just long enough to put something in their drink while holding them. After they pass out, we like to put them in the back of our car, and drive them out to a log cabin in a secluded area in the woods. Once there we like to prop them up in a chair and have breakfast and talk…really talk…about any little thing that comes to mind. Then maybe carry them down to the lake and drag them behind us as we walk on the little dirt path that circles the glassy water. After watching the sun set, we like to throw them back in the trunk and take them back home and put them to bed, but not before we piss all over their bed and mess up the sheets. That way when they wake up in a few minutes, we can tell them how they got really drunk and we took care of them even though they made some very rude comments.
Those three ideals we hold that close are: 1. Our hatred of rubber bracelets. 2. Coining new terms for the collective internet lexicon. 3. Watching short people dance.
Today we celebrate the 3rd ideal. Just like last time, I hope you enjoy it.
Via College Humor (Sorry, I forgot to source this earlier. I hate it when I do that.)