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Jenna Fischer is hot


Just throwing this out there to see if it sticks…but I think they need to write more episodes of the office where Pam somehow ends up dressed like this.

…maybe I can guest star. …maybe we can somehow find out how to make out on the show. …then maybe Lindsay Lohan comes in, and you know she won’t be wearing a bra, and she starts joining in. Nice. …Then maybe right when we all get naked I wake up in front of my computer under a pile of comic books, Apple stickers and Weird Al Yankovic albums and realize I’m a geek and not the sexy secret agent I make myself out to be on eHarmony. A geek that suddenly as laundry to do.

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Pam Beesley the blogger


Here’s something I never really thought about: All the time that the actors on The Office have spend on set looking busy at their desks while other characters are shooting their scenes. So what do they do? Like real office workers, they play on the internet. The best part? Some of them, like my fellow alumnus of Truman State University Jenna Fischer, blog. The super-best part? Her blog is really good. The less-than-best part? She blogs on her MySpace page which loads slower than fat guy moving through a buffet line. Regardless, its still worth a read…

Hello MySpacers! It is Monday and we are finally filming back on set. I’m diligently doing hours and hours of background work. I’ve scoured the internet for furniture, answered emails and had an online chat with Rainn. I’m out of things to keep busy so I’m posting this blog.

Good News – We won the SAG Award for Best Comedic Ensemble Cast!

Our table was next to the people from 24 so, yes I was drooling all night. What a great group of people. I talked to Kiefer again…or should I say babbled. Later that night I met Patrick Dempsey. He has magic sparkles that rotate around his head. The word “dreamy” is completely accurate. The best part of the night was probably when Oscar, David, Angela, Kate, her boyfriend and my husband started dancing in the middle of a party that did not have a dance floor. We created a dance craze and soon a bunch of people were going to town.

Its good right? Sure its sad to read about her fawning over one of the dudes from Grey’s Anatomy when she clearly hasn’t seen the glory that is me with my own set of amazing sparkles in orbit around my head. A few years back my doctor tried to make me use a special shampoo to get rid of my “huge disgusting flaky” sparkles, as he put it, but screw that man Patrick Dempsey and I are just fine without your special shampoo! Who else gets people to offer me the rest of their lunch every day in the break room when I sit down next to them and scratch my head. Once those sparkles start flying, everyone wants to give you things to be their friend…

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The Emmys and Jenna Fischer


Yeah for The Office winning an Emmy. Boo for the 2 best dramas, Lost and Veronica Mars, not even being nominated. Also, does anyone agree that Jenna Fischer is really underratedly hot? But not hot in a slutty, stupid way, but in a cool, “very marriable” kind of way right? Look at this picture, and tell me she’s not actually cool in real-life. Bonus! She’s from St. Louis. Yes, that gets her extra points. So is her husband, so I guess that gives him points too…but he also wrote the screenplay for Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed so those points come right back off, giving him an even 0 total. Guess that means I’m indifferent to him, being as such I’m bound to the cold logic of the “point code” even though I make up all the points as I go along. Its an interesting, ever-evolving code I live by.

If you were looking for funny comments from someone that actually watched the Emmys, check out Ken Levine’s blog post.