Kevin Federline Made Me Loose Control
Ok, I know I missed putting this week’s Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo post up but let me tell you why. I couldn’t stop dancing. I’m serious. Today at work I found Kevin Federline’s new music video, and against my better judgment, I watched it. What can I say? I “lost control” I just had to dance, and I danced on the way home, I danced when I got home. If it wasn’t for me passing out I would still be dancing now. Granted, I passed out 10 miles from my apartment and I had to what I had to do to get a ride home. Is there a limit to how many times you can wash your hands in one night? Anyway, I just got back home and I figured I would post the video, but I dare not watch it again. If you are brave enough to watch this video and look a full day of dancing in the face then I hope you keep control better than I did. But just in case, I would put bus fare in your pocket first…or at least some gloves.
This week’s Gratuitous pics will be up tomorrow, I promise.
Kevin Federline The Rapping Weasel
“Don’t hate because I’m a superstar!”
Kevin Federline appeared as the final “musical” (I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.) performer at the Teen Choice Awards. Believe it or not, but the crowd was cheering like crazy. Of course Cookie Monster playing the spoons to the melody of ‘We Built This City’ would have gotten the exact same reaction, so just keep that in mind.
Enjoy.
Stop KFed From Entering Club Douche
Who doesn’t love a good old fashion “Hit Celebrities In The Face Repeatedly” flash game? In the latest itteration of this timeless genre you are a bouncer with one job: Beat up K-Fed so he can’t get into your club. It sounds easy, until Britney show up holding her baby Tater-Tot and plays human shield for her soul-mate. The game has a cut scene at the beginning that might be funny, but I had to play it at work with no sound, so who knows.
Link: Play “KFed”
Via: Kotaku
James Lipton Reads “PopoZao”
If you missed the video floating around the web yesterday of Kevin “I turned Britney into a troll” Federline head-bopping to his new single “PopoZao” (Which I believe in this case means, it will only sell a single copy.), your day yesterday sucked. Yeah, it may have seemed good, but if you missed this wonderful web-video gem, it actually sucked. Trust me.
There is hope though. If you just found out your day yesterday sucked, you can redeem today by watching a clip hosted on GorrillaMask of James Lipton reading the lyrics of K-Fed’s now infamous song on Conan O’Brien.
Enjoy the rest of your day. Tomorrow laugh at everyone that missed today’s clip. You’ve earned it.
Link:
James Lipton on Conan O’Brien
Kevin Federline jams to PopoZao
Via: CityRag
UPDATE:
The ante has just been raised in the currently “PopoZao” crazed world: What is K-Fed? ( I would turn down your speakers a little bit first.)