Here’s a follow-up Craigslist posting, that I’m posting as a follow-up to yesterday’s Craigslist posting post:

Looking for dancing midget michael jackson in the 18-25 range that are looking for a place to live. Dancing midget michael jackson should be very attractive, slender, extremely short with a big head and have a good outlook on life.

Those that apply should understand that in exchange for a place to live, you will need to keep the house clean on a daily basis, occasionally cook for the house and will need to feel comfortable around the house nude. This is and will remain a private residence. I prefer college students, you must be single, no midget girlfriends around the house ever. I am offering a generous monthly stipend if you are accepted. I also suggest those that wish to apply to have a valid passport or obtain one as we may travel abroad on occasion.

If you are interested, please email me with your name, age and a photo of yourself. I do not want any phone numbers or a physical address. I will contact you via email

Good luck man. Chase that dream of having your very own Dancing Midget Michael Jackson down, pounce on it and diddle its wee wee…or whatever else your plans may be.

Oh wait, here’s one: Web Video Find: Little Michael Jackson