“LAN Party Massacre” is a Real Movie?

Friday, August 15th, 2008

Apparently.  Here's the trailer:   Could be a classic awesomely bad movie...but more than likely I'll buy the movie poster for my office and thats all the good that will come of it.

Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #60: Kate Beckinsale

Friday, April 20th, 2007

Katie's back everyone! Why? Because pictures worth posting start appearing on the web when she has a new movie coming out. This one, I think its called "Generic Horror Flick #8,237", has Kate and Luke Wilson trying to stop people from killing them. Sounds awesome right? ...

Wednesday, February 28th, 2007

Wanna see Christina Ricci (last week's chosen one) get plowed Hollywood-style by Justin Timberlake? Egotastic makes your wish come true!

Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #53: Christina Ricci

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

I'd love nothing more than to tell you that I spent the weekend staring at these pictures trying to figure out how Christina Ricci got so damn hot, but I can't. The fact Hell Yeah Bitch! .com has been in a cluster-fuck consisting of me being uber busy and ...

Wednesday, January 31st, 2007

Whats better than watching Sienna Miller look like she is getting plowed in a movie? Actually seeing Sienna Miller getting plowed in a movie. No, I'm not offering to sell you my tape of me and that Sienna Miller cardboard cutout getting freaky I made in my room ...

Hollywood Doesn’t Understand Code

Friday, December 8th, 2006

This was mentioned on BoingBoing today, but its too good not to pass along for the geeks that read this. Drivl.com has a great post featured on its front page today entitled "What code DOESN'T do in real life (that it does in the movies)" 5. Code does not make ...

Mike Reviews the Hell Out of Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny

Sunday, November 19th, 2006

Yes, thats right. Hell Yeah Bitch! .com got a exclusive early sneak peak at the new Tenacious D movie The Pick of Destiny and, yes, we plan to give you a review. Lets start by prefacing this with the statement that I am a huge Tenacious D fan. I ...

Christopher Walken as Ozzy Osbourne

Wednesday, November 8th, 2006

According to SPIN magazine Christopher Walken has decided to make his next oddly awesome career move be playing the King of Darkness Ozzy Osbourne in the Motley Crue made-for-TV biopic. Christopher Walken is famous for choosing out-there roles (dancing in the Fatboy Slim "Weapon of Choice" clip comes to mind), but ...

Superman The Movie’s Animated Alternate Ending

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

I was totally going to not post anything today. I was! I working on a lot of loose ends at work, I felt like crap all day, and I had to resist the urge not to pick up my 21 inch CRT monitor and drop it on my ...

Snake On a Plane Joins the Pantheon of Slang

Friday, August 18th, 2006

While working on today's Kate Beckinsale and Friends article, I ran across some new slang at the Urban Dictionary that caught my eye: snakes on a plane A simple existential observation that has the same meaning as "Whaddya gonna do?" or "Shit Happens". Taken from the upcoming Samuel L. Jackson movie of ...