Take Lindsay Lohan…Please.
According to MSNBC and WWTDD.com rumors are flying that Lindsay Lohan is considering a move to London after she was seen pricing homes in the Notting Hill area. Lohan also issued this quote lending even more credence to the rumors:
“I just love Notting Hill — it has some really cool shops and great restaurants. I’ve been looking at some properties while I’ve been over here and we’re hoping to buy something soon. I can see me and Harry really fitting in there.”
Honestly I’m a bit surprised that Lohan still wants to move there after finding out that Hugh Grant doesn’t in fact live there with Julia Roberts and his roommate that ended up being a replacement kicker in a stupid Keanu Reeves movie.
This is nothing but good news and I’m loving the fact that England has somehow become the United States’ dumping ground for annoying celebrities. Madonna, Gwyneth Paltrow, now Lohan. You are tired about your “rotten” life in the US? Awesome. Goodbye. The only downside of this is that Lindsay isn’t good friends with Paris Hilton, so we will have to think of a different way to lure the Hiltons over to The Celebrity Dump England. Maybe we can all talk about how great a life Lindsay is having over there and Paris will get jealous and move over there out of spite. Thats step two of my plan: Get as many annoying celebrities in one area that is not on US soil. Step Three is: Bomb the hell out of where they are. Sure the Royal Family and Tony B. might get a little pissed about the surgical attack on a region of their country, but once we explain it all to them, I’m sure they’ll come around.
Mike Is Now Less Busy Than He Was Last Week
If anyone was wondering why posts by yours truly were at a premimum for most of last week, there was a good reason: I was really busy last week. I was putting the finishing touches on the rebuilt from the ground up website I’ve been working on for some time, while making 1,000,000 calls to everyone about how I was moving soon. Oh yeah, I also moved this weekend, so that took up monster time as well. All in all though, my new apartment is getting closer to livable and I do have internet access…though will all the open and available wireless networks, I don’t need my own access.
The fact of the matter is I think I’m getting settled and postings should be getting back to normal from my end. And to all that have emailed me or been trying to get a hold of me: I’m sorry for taking so long, and yes, “I got that thing you sent me.”