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This clip of a kid snapping his arm after biting it on a skate trick was so gruesome and awesome that it actually made MTV’s show Scarred.

UPDATE: Sorry, the link to the video is now fixed. Please next time, not everyone flood the comments with a heads up ok? Assholes.

UPDATE 2: …I kid. You know I’d totally make out with each of your if I’m drunk enough at a party.

I can’t remember where I said it. I might have been to my friends, or on this site, or just simply shouted at the corner of Pershing and Clara while holding my cardboard sign that says “The end is near! Can I have some money?” but I know at some point I said that there is nothing sadder or more pathetic than reality TV stars subjects that just won’t go away. It was true then, and its true now. …but I do have an amendment. I think that statement should have a loop hole for reality TV subjects that happen to be quite hot and decide to do photos shoots where they are half naked. Now, doing the photo shoot doesn’t grant said reality subject a free lifelong pass to think they are a real celebrity, but I will allow them to keep their “celebrity” status until the photo shoot is complete. Thats as long as you get. Well, I guess you could stay around a bit longer if you agree to sleep with me, and afterward you have to hang out all the next day and watch TV with me as I make comments like “Do you think that chick selling cheap jewelry on QVC is hot? Not hot in the regular sense, but in a ‘I would do her if I worked there and it was my last day sense’,” or “You know the story in this episode of Friends is exactly like what happened to my friends and I…I swear they used to have cameras watching us!” Oh, and then we get to do it one more time before you leave, and this time you have to call me “Mr. Druthers” the whole time.

Dems the rules. If you don’t like i? Too bad! You hear me Kristen Cavalieri?!

Two more after the break.

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I just threw up. Twice. I can’t believe what I just read on the LA Times website. I’m just going to say it: Laguna Beach isn’t 100% real. Sure the producers still hold on their statements that they force no drama or dialogue, but they did let this out:

Despite persistent skepticism by some viewers and critics, producers said nothing, including dialogue, is made up. Still, many wonder how far MTV and the producers go to encourage the drama. “There are times when something big goes down the night before and we’ll ask, ‘Can you wait until the camera’s there to talk about it?’ ” Gateley said. They may suggest a restaurant that will allow filming, and they help pay for dinners. The cast receives “a nominal fee,” but no residuals, DiSanto said.

Wow. What a shocker. Wanna here more news that you could have guessed? People (schmucks) have flocked to the town of 25,000. But not just as tourists looking for Steven and L.C. (even though, from what little I’ve watched, Kristen is hotter.)…many people are moving there, hoping that their budding teenager will get “casted” in the show. This year’s freshman class is 300, the most in the last decade. Which of course means that the new class will be crazier and 100% more fake as they do anything to get in front of the camera. You think this version is fake and lame? I have a feeling we haven’t seen anything yet. Have you ever sat down and watched an episode of Saved By The Bell: The New Class? It will be like that…but I don’t think Screech will be their assistant principal.

Read more about the real Laguna Beach in the LA Times article.