Have you seen the Lindsay Lohan pictures from her spread in British GQ? I was taking a look-see last night, I and thought to my self, this is the first time in at least a year that I looked at Lindsay Lohan and actually thought she looked attractive. It seems like for a while now, I look at her, she looks like hell, and I say to myself: “She used to be cute” or “She could be cute.” but I haven’t thought “She is cute.” Yet if you were to ask me a few days ago to name off some hot celebrities, I would have listed Lohan. Weird huh? How did I get brainwashed into thinking I was supposed to think she was hot even though she hasn’t been for some time now? I guess thats what I get for eating one of Matthew McConaughey’s brownies at that orgy back a few months. That was a weird party, I remember telling Lidnsay Lohan that she wasn’t nearly as sexy as the her coke-induced stuper made her believe and then I just remember waking up the next morning thinking that Lindsay Lohan was the sexiest person alive…and for some reason my ass hurt. I guess I will never know if the brainwashing and the ass-soreness were related in some way. Now enjoy this week’s pics, I need to go make a call or two. Jake Gyllenhaal keeps sending me fruit baskets with cards that say: “Thanks for the wonderful night!” It must be some kind of mistake.

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