Awesome Photo: Dude Watch Out For That Bat!
Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #54: Jennifer Love Hewitt
I’m not sure why, but people seem to throw a lot of shit at Jennifer Love Hewitt. What has poor “love” has done to them? She’s not a drunken whore like Lindsay, Britney or Paris. She does in fact still work, even though that show of her’s probably sucks, its still a job. Of course, and most importantly, she also has a very nice rack. Seriously, I mean a kick ass rack. Like a rack worthy of shoving your face in there and doing a full-fledged Bronski.
A rack like that makes me think of the time when I was hanging out at the mall and saw this chick with the most amazing rack. It wasn’t quite JLH good, but it was live and in color, so it garnered a little extra points. Anyway, her rack was totally kick-ass, and I was looking pretty damn good wearing my Adidas jacket, the green one with the white stripes down the sleeve, so I decided to go ask this chick out. So I rolled up to her and said, “Hey, my name is Mike, and I would like to take you out tomorrow night.” She stopped, looked at me pointing her nice rack in my direction and said, “No. I don’t think so. Sorry.” What a bitch right? Its all for the best probably though, my dates never seem to last much more than a 30 minutes after I introduce my mother and show them my little ceramic cat collection in my room.
Happy Valentines Day Everyone!
The Keg Stand: Redux
The keg stand has long been apart of the nation’s drunken consciousness, and then shortly after, our nation’s pounding hangover. For those that aren’t aware, because you are either too young, or too lame, a keg stand is:
The act of doing a handstand on a keg while guzzling down a mass amount of said keg’s contents through its hose-like dispenser. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of beer, the alcohol will reach the brain more quickly (this is anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first). The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many intoxicated friends.
via Urban Dictionary
This however is a new and wonderful type of keg stand. I like to call it, the “Sexy But No Beer Involved Keg Stand”
Nice.
