A Margo’s Head on Different Bodies: A Retrospective
Here’s Margo:
I work with her and she foolishly put this perfect photo on her MySpace page. I have never seen a photo more perfectly suited for immature Photoshoping. Below are all the different ways I have used that photo to embarass Margo around the office over the last year or so.
Enjoy.
(Click the image above for a High Res version)
Fake Yearbook Photos With yearbookyourself.com
Here are my two favorite yearbook photos I made with the color picture (a headshot taken by Holly, that I love!) You can do this yourself at yearbookyourself.com, and if you do, you should totally post a link of yours in the comments.
I feel like I look like Mike Meyers in that left one.
Hot Chicks With Douche Bags
As you may expect, we at Hell Yeah Bitch! .com have great love for a wacky domain name, but we really pop a “straight 90″ when we find a great site with a great domain name. Check out: Hot Chicks with Douchebags.com The site is all about… If you can’t figure it out, you are a retard.
Wired has a gallery up of some of the more famous altered photos of recent times. Interesting, but they left out my cover shoot for Playgirl where they had to Photoshop down the size of my package because, although my body was rockin’, they thought the sheer size of the bulge would scare women.
A blog that consists only of pictures of cute chicks drinking tea? Yeah, we have that. (via BoingBoing)
Tony LaRussa Is A Rabbit
When you finally win a World Series in a city starving for one after a mere 11 years of being the manager you tend to loosen up. For instance, I heard a story that Tony was signing autographs while stopping in a Starbucks in downtown St. Louis. I thought that was pretty cool considering his usual frosty or aloof behavior, but this…this is a whole different level of loosening up.
I seriously doubt that Tony would have agreed to be the rabbit in the play “The Mad Hatter” after the humiliation that was the 2004 World Series. What I do know is that these pictures will make themselves to the wall of the Cardinals clubhouse for at least the duration of spring training.
via Deadspin
One more picture of Tony LaRussa hop, hop, hopping through the off-season after the jump!
Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #38
This is Christina Milian. Apparently she sings, and acts maybe, but I will always know her best for being incredibly hot and making me think sexy, “un-Christian” thoughts.
You know what annoys me? When bathrooms have paper towels, which are better than those stupid air-blowing machines, but they have small paper towels. What the hell? With the big ones, you only need one…with the little ones you need three, so how much money can you really be saving? Its stupid. Please stop it.
I’ve been drinking. Here’s a picture.
There’s two more pictures in it for you if you either click the next link. , or promise to call me later tonight and talk for at least 10 minutes while only calling me “Captain Pumpernickel”. (Editor’s Note: That line has been redacted based on its stupidity. We apologize.)
There Are Good Costumes Still Out There
Hot chicks like Lindsay Lohan dressing up like hookers aside, these days the Halloween costume ideas have gotten more than a little thin. “Yes, I get it…you are a ‘One Night Stand.’ That was clever when your older brother did it 7 years ago.” But every once in a while you run across a truly solid costume idea. Today that happened:
Quick! Someone name something about Legos that isn’t cool. Didn’t think so.
via College Humor: You can’t buy costumes this good, you just have to sit down and make them.
This is the last Halloween post. I swear.
Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #37
Can this still count as a Halloween Edition? The Simpson’s Halloween episode doesn’t air until Sunday, so I think today is still kosher to post a Halloween version of Kate Beckinsale and Friends Friday. Even if it wasn’t kosher to call this a Halloween edition, these are still the pictures I would post because even though this week’s subject is technically in a costume, its not all that far off the mark of stuff she usually wears. Look, I’m not complaining. I love that Lindsay Lohan is a chick that backs up the universal girl claim that they all want to look sexy. Most of them are liars. They all say they want to look sexy, but when you actually see them out, they are wearing some tshirt and baggy jeans carrying some excuse that they didn’t have time or are feeling bloated. Those excuses are crap, and Lindsay Lohan is the proof. Sure, she’s been known to take it too far and look a bit whore-esque, but speaking for all guys, we appreciate taking it too far over not taking it far enough.
One more thing about Lindsay’s “costume”. Its hot. I like that and love to see the effort, but please don’t dilute yourself to the point that you think that is an actual Halloween costume. Its not. Going as a monkey or a plastic soldier are Halloween costumes. Dressing up like you are planning on doing me at my hotel and then stealing my wallet when I’m not looking is not a Halloween costume. I don’t have a problem with dressing up like that. In fact, I wish it were mandatory for girls under a certain weight to dress like that for Halloween (and the third Tuesday of every month) but seriously, don’t call it a “costume”. Its not.
Don’t let it get to you Lindsay. We at Hell Yeah Bitch! .com love your effort, your non-Skeletor resembling body (I like to call is “Classic Lohan”) and your awesome outfit in these pictures.
Two more pics if you promise to click on the next link.