Creative Erotic Stick Drawings
I’m on a new iminlikewithyou.com kick recently after dropping the site for a while. The last game I made was “Draw me your best erotic stick drawing.”
I was thinking I would get tons of suggestive but crappy stick drawings, instead I got 2 extremely in depth drawings. I would like to share them with you here:
The last one won the game, but both are pretty impressive.
Yeah for the internet!
You can check out my iminlikewithyou.com profile here: http://iminlikewithyou.com/#/profile/Mike%20Flynn
Evan Rachel Wood Is Totally Getting Back At Her Daddy
Deadbeat Dads that run off and leave their kids behind or stick around and treat them like crap get a bad rap these days, but seriously think about where would the world be without chicks with “Daddy Issues”? You think that stripper that ground her ass in to your junk last weekend for 15 minutes for $20 would be doing that if her Dad had stuck around and taught her how to drive? Hell no. What about that chick in college or high school that you could always count on when you struck out with the chick you really wanted? Every time she got back up from her knees you should have gotten down on yours and thanked her Dad for never coming back after going out for that pack of smokes. Oh yeah, and lets not forget about porn. Porn’s no where without those brave men that sacrifice their reputation and dare to make the world the better place by giving their daughters a heaping spoonful of “Daddy Issues”. Hell Yeah Bitch! .com salutes you gentlemen!
Take for instance the fine work that Evan Rachel Wood’s father did on her. Why do I bring up 19 year old Evan Rachel Wood? No, its not because I like typing Evan Rachel Wood, its because she is appearing in her boyfriend, Marylin Manson’s new video and they have lots of sex in it…and its apparently not acting.
According to a source close to the production crew, Manson and Wood elected not to fake their intercourse. Though their naughty bits are concealed on-screen by bedclothes and each other’s bodies, the logistics of the shoot ensured the crew members had an intimate view of the proceedings: The video was originally intended to be shot in 3-D, meaning the couple’s writhings had to be shot from several different angles simultaneously. And just to be sure they got it right, Manson and Wood got it on three times for the cameras. (via WWTDD)
Yeah, you show your mean Daddy what a slut you can be Evan Rachel Wood (I do kinda like typing it.)! He probably really didn’t care or learn his lesson though. You might want to do a couple of pornos just to be safe.
Looking For Naked Work Ladies?
I found this on the St. Louis page on Craigslist (right here):
Looking for approx 4 women in the 18-25 range who are looking for a place to live. Women should be very attractive, slender and have a good outlook on life.
Those that apply should understand that in exchange for a place to live, you will need to keep the house clean on a daily basis, occasionally cook for the house and will need to feel comfortable around the house nude. This is and will remain a private residence. I prefer college students, you must be single, no boyfriends around the house ever. I am offering a generous monthly stipend if you are accepted. I also suggest those that wish to apply to have a valid passport or obtain one as we may travel abroad on occasion.
If you are interested, please email me with your name, age and a photo of yourself. I do not want any phone numbers or a physical address. I will contact you via email
So if you ladies out there are looking for some work and don’t mind travel, cooking and being nude contact my personal jesus above and get yourself a job.
Damn, I really love this guy.
Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #50: Sienna Miller
Damn 50. The last time I got up to 50 pseudo-consecutive weeks of something was my streak of wearing sweatpants, sobbing uncontrollably, and watching an hour a day of porn a few years back. Don’t get me wrong, that was a great streak but I prefer my current “Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo” post streak because for once I’m known for posting pictures of famous hot chicks as opposed to being known for taking pictures of chicks that use the third stall on the right in the public restroom at the end of the left wing, by the Dillard’s, at my local mall. Thats all I’ll say for now. I won’t get into full nostalgia mode for another two weeks when we hit our first anniversary. Until then, business as usual.
I’m not so sure why the gossip sites are so hard on Sienna Miller. She’s cute, apparently she’s easy, and she has the metaphoric balls to call the city of Pittsburgh “Shittsburg“…frankly, I’m not sure what else people could possibly ask of her. Seriously, what else is there? Good looks, loose morals and enough gall (or lack of intelligence…either way) to call a city “Shitty,” thats all I’m looking for. The only thing that could get her to the next level would be if she learned how to juggle, or maybe tightrope walk.
I would ask her to learn to act, but somethings, I know, are just out of the question. ZING!
1 here. 2 after the jump.
Whats better than watching Sienna Miller look like she is getting plowed in a movie? Actually seeing Sienna Miller getting plowed in a movie. No, I’m not offering to sell you my tape of me and that Sienna Miller cardboard cutout getting freaky I made in my room last weekend, word has leaked that the sex scenes in her new movie Factory Girl look real because they are real.
That damn Hayden Christensen. That will teach me to turn down movie parts where I costar with Sienna Miller and instead choose to work on my Broadway career. (via WWTDD.com
Random Blog of the Week #8
Its raining here. There’s no baseball on tonight because of the All Star Break. What the hell am I going to do? I guess I could always just read stories about people having sex.
Lustfoo gives bored perverts around the world the ability to do just that. Lustfoo is simply a listing of user-submitted sex stories and confessions. You can read the stories and then get inspired, and submit one of your own. Of course if sordid tales aren’t your thing, you can always post up a confession about, well anything.
Follow me after the jump for an example