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Happy 10th Birtday iMac

The original iMac intro (apparently before His Steveness found that giant box of black mock turtlenecks):

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What Will Happen at MacWorld 2007?


Ok, lets do this and do it quickly:

Will his Steveness squat and squeeze out any of the following happen tomorrow at MacWorld?
0. “iPhone”……………………………………….Probably not. Either way, please shut up about it.
1. Final “iTV”…………………………………….Yes.
2. Widescreen Videos From iTunes………Yes.
3. New Displays (\w iSights)……………….Maybe. Lets go with Yes.
4. Leopard Launch Date……………………..Yes.
5. iLife 07………………………………………..Yes.
6. iWork 07………………………………………Yes. With spreadsheets.
7. 802.11n Wireless Support……………….Yes.
8. A small device that when swallowed will turn your shit in to gummy bears…..Yes.
9. Updated iMacs………………………………Yes.

Ok, its out of my system now. Enjoy the show!

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Jumping Steve Is Very Entertaining


Sometimes its the simple things in life that fully entertain you during every commercial break in American Chopper on another slow Monday night at Hell Yeah Bitch! headquarters. Tonight, that thing was Jumping Steve. Here’s the in depth explanation on what exactly “Jumping Steve” is directly from their website, just in case you can’t figure it out by the picture above.

Jumping Steve is an iTunes visualizer with an animated Jumping Jack of Steve Jobs that will dance to your music.

If anyone downloads and uses this and does not laugh, then they clearly have no soul and they probably spend their time stomping on kittens, kicking old ladies and never using a blinker in his car. Seriously, there is not excuse for not using your blinker.

I should also mention that Jumping Steve will only work on a PowerPC OS X machine.

Via: TUAW