Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #54: Jennifer Love Hewitt
I’m not sure why, but people seem to throw a lot of shit at Jennifer Love Hewitt. What has poor “love” has done to them? She’s not a drunken whore like Lindsay, Britney or Paris. She does in fact still work, even though that show of her’s probably sucks, its still a job. Of course, and most importantly, she also has a very nice rack. Seriously, I mean a kick ass rack. Like a rack worthy of shoving your face in there and doing a full-fledged Bronski.
A rack like that makes me think of the time when I was hanging out at the mall and saw this chick with the most amazing rack. It wasn’t quite JLH good, but it was live and in color, so it garnered a little extra points. Anyway, her rack was totally kick-ass, and I was looking pretty damn good wearing my Adidas jacket, the green one with the white stripes down the sleeve, so I decided to go ask this chick out. So I rolled up to her and said, “Hey, my name is Mike, and I would like to take you out tomorrow night.” She stopped, looked at me pointing her nice rack in my direction and said, “No. I don’t think so. Sorry.” What a bitch right? Its all for the best probably though, my dates never seem to last much more than a 30 minutes after I introduce my mother and show them my little ceramic cat collection in my room.
Have you ever wanted to kinda, maybe, see the top part of Jenny McCarthy’s areola? Today is your big day friend! Yeeeah has the pictures.
Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #49: Jessica Simpson
Do you think Jessica Simpson is headed down the dark alley of ugliness? Some do. I don’t think so. First of all, she is between albums and therefore isn’t doing a lot of media events. People always think someone is “done” when they are in between albums and then they “come back” when their next album drops. Hell, just look at Weird Al. Jessica Simpson, is just spending her time banging John Mayer (and me on the side, but you didn’t hear that from me.). Yeah, I’ve seen the pictures of her boob coming out of her dress and it made me sad too, but I don’t think that it means she’s going to be riding shotgun with Britney Spears on a road trip to Skanktown. What it means is she needs to wear a bra more. I’m pretty sure a man invented the bra, and he wasn’t stupid. I think so guys forget sometimes that tits just don’t look as good when they aren’t in a bra. Just check out the picture above, her boobs are mushed up and they look fantastic. So does one saggy boob mean she is getting ugly. No. Its doesn’t.
Even if she did trip and fall down the fug hole, she’s one of the hottest broads out there, so she would have a long way to fall before she ran into Britney Spears shoveling Cheetos in her yapper at the bottom.
3 older examples of pictures after the jump…to remind you of the good boob smashing days.