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Jennifer Love Hewitt is TV’s Sexiest Woman?
People dump on “Love” all the time…*cough*, but my little general is always one of the first to come (If I wasn’t a gentleman, I would have spelled that differently to be funny.) to her aide, by standing up tall and saying, look, she’s no Heidi Klum, but I’d dive in there! That being said, I just had a talk with the little dude, and he doesn’t agree with TV Guide, the “magazine” based on the back 4 pages in your local paper’s Everyday section just before the comics, in saying that Jennifer Love Hewitt is TV’s sexiest woman. What a joke! To prove it, I’ll pull out a list of 5 different chicks that are currently on TV that are hotter than Jennifer Love Hewitt:
- Kristen Bell “Heroes” (I throw this one out first, because regular Hell Yeah Bitch! .com readers knew it was coming anyway.)
- Evangeline Lilly “Lost”
- Julie Gonzalo “Eli Stone” (Ah! Threw an unknown in there didn’t I?!)
- Sophia Bush “One Tree Hill” (The wife loves this show, I love Sophia Bush.)
- Heidi Klum “Project Runway”
Done. Thats just 5, but 5 is a nice round number to take someone’s point, drive its face into the ground and then rape it with a shovel…I miss those summer days out in the country.
(Check out the gallery below for comparison.)
- Small, crappy photo of her, but you get the point. Very cute.








