Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #65: Kristen Bell
There’s a reason that I’ve been so horrible to this poor bastard of a site as of late. I’ve been cheating on it. I know, I’m a fucker. …but wait. Once I tell you, faithful readers, who I’ve been cheating on Hell Yeah Bitch! .com with it will blow your fragile little mind: Another blog…a blog for women. I know what you are thinking, but I toned it down. The first post I wrote for my blog-twikie in the city was a post about the loss of my favorite show, Veronica Mars. Like I said, I toned it down, so there’s no need to post it here, but I just thought I would come clean and confess to you that I have been cheating and I’m trying to find a balance in my life to be able to give it to both of my blog bitches and keep everyone happy. Until then, I do have a related, and ON TIME, Kate Beckinsale Friend for you:
Kristen Bell! Pretty damn hot right? I figure its only a matter of time before we start hooking up. She just lost her gig at Veronica Mars…but I still bring home the bacon with my job at 7-11. We are the same age. We both constantly exude intense sexual energy. And of course, I’m assuming, we both love burning things. I called her agent to get her number and to feel her out about a Mike-Kristen hookup and she gave me some runaround crap about her having a “boyfriend” and she doesn’t “respond to threats” Bring it bitch! Once you get that first restraining order out of the way, the rest just roll off your back.
Two more pictures of my future girlfriend after the jump because I think you look sexy as hell driving down the road in your car with the windows up quietly rocking out to the Backstreet Boys techno remixes.
Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #42
Its Kristen Bell again this week. I know, I kinda have a thing for her. Although technically,I think I really have a thing for the character Veronica Mars. I doubt that Kristen Bell has the sharp wit in real life without the writing team, and yes I know she’s just as hot in real life, but the snarkiness is a factor in her attractiveness. She’s cute regardless, but the wit takes her to the next level.
I don’t want to sound creepy, but this is the kind of woman that kick ass rock songs should be about. If you were wondering, I already wrote one. It would start out all slow with this little bit of cymbals. Then you would hear this kick ass baseline come in all quiet. Oh and there’d be smoke all around and the stage is all black. Then both the cymbals and the bass would get louder and louder until…BAM…the lights come up and I’m standing on a giant demon’s head holding a guitar. Thats when my solo kicks off and I’m all like: whaaaa…wiggity wiggity whaaa. bum whaaa. Wiggity whaaa. Bam bam do deee whaaa. Wheee whaaa! It goes on like that for 8 minutes and 43 seconds, but the whole time there are like thousands of panties and bras being flung at my face, but I’m totally focused on her the entire time execpt for the second I’m wondering how these chicks have the arm strength to throw their undies all the way to the top of this giant demon’s head, but other than that, I’m totally focused on her. The best part is she’s all in the front row not even rocking out. She’s just clapping a little bit but staring right back at me.
I call that song “Lets Make Love (Nah, Lets Just Do It. Lets Not Get In To That Love Stuff Right Now and Ruin The Moment. Do Have Any Chick Friends That Want To Get In On This By The Way?)”
This picture here is Ms Bell at the Billboard Music Awards.
If you want to see Kristen Bell look over her shoulder at you click through the jump.
Veronica Mars Season Three Premieres…Start Your Search Engines!
So the Veronica Mars season three premiere hit tonight. It was great. However, you know I’m not one to “blog” about my favorite TV shows and my plans for tomorrow…I’m here to bitch about stuff. Consider this a preemptive bitch. For several months now, the most trafficked, and linked-to page / image of Hell Yeah Bitch! .com has been this article on Kristen Bell, and specifically this image of Ms. Bell. (Read more about all of this hotlinking junk) My question is how high do you think the traffic for those items will spike? Honestly, I’m not sure I want to know.
On the flip side of this issue, I suppose that if there was something I wrote about that I would be glad to see it get this kind of pseudo-attention, Kristen Bell / Veronica Mars isn’t all that bad. 1. She is very hot, so it not that I don’t understand the attention and 2. I really love that show, and if this means the show will do well and stay on for a nice long time, then good. I have plenty of bandwidth, I’ll consider this a donation to the Veronica Mars promotion budget.
Veronica Mars Comic Con Promo
Veronica Mars is easily in my top 5 favorite shows, but sadly us crazy Veronica Mars fans seem to be in the minority. Its a great show! You should watch it…because if they take it off mid-season, I’ll cry. I’m not kidding. It takes a man to admit that. Anyway, in a effort to get people synced about seeing the show and to attract new viewers, the CW Network created a promo of Veronica Mars clips intermingled with quotes about how great it is. They played it at Comic Con, which, I would have to imagine is about 98% male, so I’m sure the other point of the promo was to illistrate how cute Veronica (Kristen Bell) is. Whatever the motives, I’ve watched the show religiously for some time now and this promo got me all a quiver for the next season. Hopefully it works on you too.
Yeah…about this site not being a Veronica Mars / Kristen Bell fan-site…its not. Shut up!
via The TV Addict
Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale and Friends Photo #25
Suddenly the world, or at least the geeky, internet world, has gone Kristen Bell crazy! Well, maybe not the whole world…but at least the dark, damp corner of the web that this very site resides in. Take a gander at the any recent day’s referrer logs (the list of links that lead people to a site) for Hell Yeah Bitch! .com and you can see that a very large percentage of the people that come here from Google, are Google-ing for “Kristen Bell” or Kristen Bell images. Not only that, but the single biggest drain on our monthly bandwidth allowance is this picture of Kristen from a post in our pre-Kate Beckinsale Friday days: Kristen Bell (Veronica Mars) Does Maxim. The top image of Ms Bell (here’s a link to the image) is seemingly being posted in every single forum on the web that has a “hot chicks” thread. So much so that I felt I needed to re-brand the image with the Hell Yeah Bitch! .com logo, just so I could at least get some value from the image being hotlinked all over the internet. I suddenly feel like I’m running a Kristen Bell fan-site. Now, granted I am a fan (how can you not love Veronica Mars?), and this is a website…but this is not a fan-site for anyone other than maybe myself. If this ever became a fansite, I think I would be legally required to move back in with my parents, gain at least 50 pounds, and constantly have a smear of some cheese-like substance on the side of my mouth at all times. This is not a fan-site for Kristen Bell.
Ok. Now who wants to see pictures of Kristen Bell and her Pulse co-star, and equally hot chick, Christina Milian, at a premiere or event or something?!
Let the hotlinking begin! For the record, I don’t want to brand these with the Hell Yeah Bitch! .com logo, but it gets extreme like that last K-Bell picture, I will.
2 more pictures after the jump!
Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale Photo #13
(Confused because this isn’t Kate Beckinsale? Click here for all your answers.)
This week the upfronts (the list of shows each network plans to carry in the fall) came out for all of the networks. I was most interested in what the bastard love-child network that sprang from the humping of the WB Network and UPN, namely The CW, had in store for the fall. All was right in the world when I got the news that my beloved Veronica Mars was, in fact, returning for a third season (I need to find out what is in that briefcase!). However, I my excitement I completly overlooked the obvious fact that this new CW network is packed with hot chicks! If it weren’t for Egotastic, it might have taken until fall before I took a solid look at the schedule and noticed the decided sexiness of this lineup!
Alexis Bledel and Kristen Bell will be heating up Tuesday nights with The Gilmore Girls followed by Veronica Mars. Wednesday nights have Tyra Banks and the girls from America’s Next Top Model followed by One Tree Hill with Hilarie Burton, Sophia Bush, and Bethany Joy Galeotti (formerly Lenz). Thursdays is staying the same as it was on The WB with Kristen Kreuk, Alison Mack and Erica Durance on Smallville…
So in celebration of both Kristen Bell getting to keep her job as Veronica Mars and the collective hottness of the rest of shows on this network (though I must confess, I will only watch Veronica Mars and Top Model) we give you a special edition of Gratuitous Kate Beckinsale Photo
Click through to see all the high-res pics!
Via Egotastic
Kristen Bell (Veronica Mars) Does Maxim
Damn, thats nice of everyone. To celebrate the third birthday of Hell Yeah Bitch! .com (I assume) Maxim magazine and the star of my favorite TV show did a wonderfull little photo shoot. Kristen Bell, the star of Veronica Mars graces the cover of Maxim this week, and for the first time in 3 years, I wish I still subscribed to Maxim.
Head to Maxim’s site to view the rest of her photo spread.
Via TVSquad
Veronica Mars Season 2 Starts Tonight
Yeah thats right. I love the show Veronica Mars. It was, by far, the best new show on TV last season.
I know, I know it sounds lame…but if you watch an episode or two you will be hooked. I didn’t get hooked on it until I caught an episode earlier this summer and then proceeded to download and watch the entire first season. I have never been so into a season of TV like I got with Veronica Mars! (Plus it doesn’t hurt that the star, Kristen Bell, isn’t too bad on the eyes. A better picture after the jump…)
Here is your assignment: Find your local UPN channel, then watch Veronica Mars tonight at 9/8 cst. Because if the ratings are low and this show gets canceled, I’ll cry…and then I’ll have to post about how great “Lost” is like every other person in the world, and frankly, doing things that everyone is doing just isn’t my style.